These foam banana sweets aren't what they used to be. Which was full of additive taste, cost 2p and be bigger than your thumb. I'm with James on this one. While we're at it, the new shrimps are shit too and you can't even tell the planet of the measley Wham! bars.

I'm trying not to listen too much to the drama from the behind bar last night that the neighbours are talking about just below my open window in the street. Of course, I'm now dying to know what Bar they work in and who is nicknamed something rhyming with "the front".

J: And what did you do, Wench who owns the Giggle spellcaster that can seek out mens faces? Sall: I laughed at a "I hate the smell of balls" meme, your honour. J: A 1000 lashes to your wallet, Witch Grover. Sall Grover

Anyone ever see a picture and it reminds you of someone's pfp? Then you think, would it be weird to dm them and say, saw this and thought of you? Then you think yeah,it really would be, send out a generic Question tweet instead, no one will notice.

Anyone else think the use of O'Reilly and Ms.O'Reilly is deliberately obfuscating?

My friends kids are screwed I be either nick cave or jarvis

The Sound of Music with the screenplay. “Maria finds herself under the spell of an emotion she has never experienced before.” ❤️❤️❤️. I love this movie!

Classic guitar is really the good choice for this song. Amazing🔥 💥𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗯𝘆 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮 - 𝗗𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗚𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 - 𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝗠𝗮𝗱𝘀𝗲𝗻

🚨NEW: Two dead following major shooting incident in Co Fermanagh near Maguiresbridge. 🚨Our Chief Reporter James is at the scene. 🎥We speak to Sinn Féin MP Pat Cullen MP and Sinn Féin MLA Áine Murphy, as well as DUP MLA Deborah Erskine. All express the

Linda Ramsay My mate from work emailed me at 3.17am on Christmas day about some woman who said he was a man.. well, that's verboten, totally normal sentence...

The one thing people in hospitality know is YOU. YOU give away so much of yourself when you're hungry, hangry, thirsty or; none of those things, but your clients are in this state,because you primed that. We get tipped well for making you look like a fixer. We know our regulars.

Hilarious! Everything we argue about in a weather report. Belfast at 3mins 22 secs.

Dear Pod Bro's, could you think about our children when we discuss online or AI evolution? Whilst I appreciate your need to teach progress, for adults who misunderstand basic code, could you also work on our children's plea,negotiating code, for a porn-free internet i.e. Roblox?

Our First Minister comments on our recent tragedy.

Absolutely this. 💯