I’ve never been more thankful for dogs.

Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”

This is the best weather forecast in the history of television news

me at 26: i am a hideous troll me at 28: *looking at a picture of myself at 26* wow what beauty i once possessed but i wasted it because now i am a hideous troll me at 30: *looking at a picture of myself at 28* guys, you're not gonna believe this,

America: where a black man can't take a knee on a football field for thirty seconds, but a white cop can take a knee on his neck for eight minutes.

NYC friends, I noticed all the undercover cops are wearing white arm bands, probably to recognize each other. Be careful.

Oh bITCH WE GOT THE AMISH OUT THEY CRIB

“A riot is the language of the unheard.” - Martin Luther King Jr

They arrested thousands of people to avoid arresting four. Let that sink in.

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Just off the top of my head, in a week, we have seen the America's security forces: -Kill George Floyd -Arrest journalists -Teargas people -Fire rubber bullets, causing injury -Beat people with batons -Shove elderly men to the ground -Arrest black shopkeepers calling for help

BREAKING: Minneapolis City Council members have announced their intent to disband the Minneapolis Police Department and invest in community-led public safety.

Kinda surreal when the President starts accusing your 75 yr old friend of being an agent of ANTIFA. My friend Martin Gugino is an old man with cancer who is now in the hospital with brain damage after being pushed to the ground by a police officer he was trying to talk to.

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Masks hide zits and most of you want nose jobs anyway idk what you’re so upset about

IF THESE PEOPLE WERE BLACK THEY WOULD BE SHOT. IF THESE PEOPLE WERE BLACK THEY WOULD BE SHOT. IF THESE PEOPLE WERE BLACK THEY WOULD BE SHOT. IF THESE PEOPLE WERE BLACK THEY WOULD BE SHOT. IF THESE PEOPLE WERE BLACK THEY WOULD BE SHOT. #BLM #CAPITOL #Washington #DCProtests

Inside the House Chambers as Trump supporters stormed the U.S. Capitol ti.me/399cRJH

From American Dream to an American Nightmare.

Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

you think LA sucks because you surround yourself with the worst people in LA