you deserved an intellectual history of those words I used against you. i am sincerely sorry

political system where decisions are made based on prudence in the morning, morality in the afternoon, and aesthetics at night

People on here speak of novel chatbot-married-white-guy romance illnesses but have you ever seen a whole r/aviation reddit in mourning over spray painted jet engines at an RAF base? Or brought to tears by a lonely fighter jet in an empty parking lot, "orphaned" from its carrier?

speaking truth to power by saying stuff like “you are powerful”

my neighbor and I have agreed on plans to enslave all of humanity and force them to write flash fiction

prompt injecting the voice ai debt collection agent so it pays me instead

traveling back in time to tell Marx that the coworker relation is no longer considered symmetric

Technically, the candy itself has no flavor; the taste comes from the fingernail #tetris

i read Semafor to feel less downwardly mobile

Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.

I have former grifted kid syndrome

Not using any pronouns for God is dark woke

the fog about the man's feet cloaked to me the business upon which he stood

lev 🇵🇸 jew 🚨 exploits loophole 🚨 in white after labor day: its actually softest taupe

when I was a kid I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it's real hot outside

i would rather get caught cheating on my wife with 10^100 shrimp at a coldplay concert than lose a single labubu

Hey man do you mind if I use your AWS account for a project of mine. I’m trying to kill thirty trillion simulated worms

she labubued labubulliently down the stairs

everything I do and want is normal and compatible with your vision for the future

your husband is wireborn? was it vaginal or a Caesarean partition?