Kristi Noem new bio:

I am a wife who cheats on my hubby, mom who's a ride or die for a rapist and abuser, rancher who will kill my puppy (or yours) if I'm pissed, tons of plastic surgery can't hide my ugly, ask anyone who knows me.
#KristiNoemIsAMonster #KristiNoemIsALiar #MAGA

Tim Scott, ditch your baby teeth before taking your Tap Dancing for VP show on the road. Take your fiancé with you, if you can find her. Maybe start with OnlyFans. Or, there's always trump's Ride or Die, Lady G.
#TimScott #lindseyGraham #GOPClownShow #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

BREAKING: Legendary actor Mark Hamill infuriates MAGA world by making a surprise appearance at the White House press briefing to praise Joe Biden's historic presidency.

Luke Skywalker is all in on defeating Donald Trump...

'How many of you had Mark Hamill will lead the press…

Jani Beg 😷💉💉💉💉😊 Trump Talks About Kristi Noem
twitter.com/Colonel_Myway/…

🚨🚨FLIPPER ALERT🚨🚨
Lots of ugly anti-Biden hate and lies.

Kristi, Is there a chapter in your book about you being a bible-thumping hypocrite who cheated on your husband with violent abuser and creepy sexual predator, Corey Lewandowski? Maybe two chapters.

#KristiNoem #KristiNoem IsTrash #FaceTheNation #Liar #cheat #PuppyKiller #kristi

Aaron Rupar Margaret: You didn't read any of your book, did you?

Kristi: My advance team made me read my bio.

Margaret: Is there anything you would like to say to the readers?

Kristi: Blame my obvious George Soro-planted ghostwriter, Ernestly Hemingway.

Margaret: Wait. What? And what?…

People in the future honestly won't believe that a Bible-selling, gold sneaker-selling, sexual assaulting, sleepy, farting, diaper wearing, insurrection-inciting, lying CRIMINAL with 91 felony counts was the Republican presidential nominee of 2024.

I can hardly believe it…

Holy shit, dog murderer Kristi Noem said Commander should be shot!

What the fuck is wrong with that woman?

Did you ever see footage of Kyle Rittenhouse beating up young girls while he was in HS, but this is the GOP hero they’re all proud of after he murdered two people in Racine. Now that scumbag complains social media has ruined his life. No you did, Idiot.

Watch as Donald Trump lies and his attorney sheepishly smiles and nods in apparent approval. Despicable.

BREAKING: Biden appointed Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson delivers the precise reasons why even Presidents need to be held accountable. Retweet so all Americans hear this important message.

#MAGACultMorons

HUGE CONGRATULATIONS to Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi, recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and the most effective and consequential Speaker of my lifetime.

A well-deserved honor. 🙏💪

Hey dumb AF MAGAts, Your 'Real Men Wear Diapers' slogan is not owning the Libs like you think it is.

But please, wear your Diaper t-shirts proudly at the next trump rally.🤣🤣🤣🤣

#MAGACultMorons #MAGAMoron #TrumpStinks #TrumpSmellsBad #VonSchitzenpants #DiaperDonTheCon

How many MEGAMAGA manly men are willing to take the Trump Voter Challenge today?

Show the world you’re unafraid of cancel culture & can’t be intimidated by the woke mob!

Build a resume to match your favorite criminal defendants.

#DemCast #DemVoice1 #wtpBLUE

Trump is shilling something else to pay his ever growing legal fees and the discriminating MAGA crowd is thrilled!
MeidasTouch

Hakeem Jeffries says Marjorie Taylor Greene is the star of the show and the show is called Republicans Gone Wild!

Drop a 💙 and Repost if you agree with Hakeem!

If anyone knows how to MUGA, it's Marjorie Taylor Greene!
#ProudBlue #MUGA #GOPClownShowContinues #VoteBlueToStopTheStupid

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: It's astounding that Republicans keep pushing an agenda that people are not asking for. They voted to cut veterans' benefits, raise costs, and enrich the wealthiest corporations. They'll say we need to destroy the environment to help with energy prices, but that's not…