Notice how clearly their heart isn't in this compared to their Polanski tweets yesterday

My favourite Zack Polanski insult so far. I can see this one catching on. #BoobyPerve

Ricky Gervais hanging around the airport and occasionally yelling "Is that Ricky Gervais?" so he can be arrested for free speech too

Can you people shut up

I'm sure the replies to this will be really normal and measured

Ten Hag rocking up with his own coaching staff then immediately falling out with them

I'm a lifelong Tory voter but after reading this latest fine example of 'Celt or west Asian' I've decided to vote Labour. Thank you Novara Media

Trying to play this on my 2019 laptop is probably going to burn my house down

What?

I am hearing that on his deathbed, Daniel Levy received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Yeah I just have legitimate concerns about the changing racial demographic of *checks notes* East Dulwich

Probably the funniest thing that could happen now would be if Spurs enter administration before 2030

I've always found the right wing conspiracy theory of 'humiliation rituals' to be kind of stupid but honestly I'm starting to wonder if he's being coerced into debasing himself like this