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moving out tomorrow and pinging w terence in the new flat who’s coming xxx

help i’m moving out rn and have no idea what i’m doing

terence just did a perfect lip sync while pinging to we’re going to ibiza by venga boys

me being moved out is 50% best time of my like 50% me realising i shouldn’t be trusted to take care of myself

i guess that cunt getting eaten

every time i tweet i feel like the transitions in victorious where they put some irrelevant shit on theslap.com

be honest would u guys pong if i pinged?

first day sober in the flat guys never realised how pretty it is in here x

apparently sneezing is 1/8 of an orgasm but i just sneezed 8 times and i’m not cumming😐

if u clean a pipe w a pipe cleaner then ur the pipe cleaner

just found out 4/20 is also hitlers birthday what the fuck

forgot my password but i’m back on twitter now i bet u guys missed me so much x

just bc i’m an elephant and i’m in a room does NOT mean u can address me

don’t report me to child services or anything but the idea of having a small child by my side to light my cigarettes for me like they used to rly doesn’t sound like such a bad plan

i horton on her who till she YOOOOOO

every time my vape dies, i die a little too