Booked my flight for my wedding… I would be excited but even with #medallionstatus Delta told me I won’t find out if I can hang up my wedding dress or use a bin until I get to the gate… awful! #deltaproblems #miserable

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When anyone walks into my cubicle at work: bit.ly/1LHFMnn

I've lived in my building for over a year now that my hallway smells like #fruitypebbles I want to get to know my neighbors #nostalgic

Reading the skimm while standing online for starbucks helps me sound knowledgeable... sometimes. theskimm.com/?r=28Q2N

#IWillOnlyDateYouIf You do what I want with out me asking #PlayWithMe #LeaveMeAlone #SayImHilarious #TakeMePlaces #StayHomeAllDay

Can you OD on airborne, zicam, and emergen c? I'm not about this life.

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would… instagram.com/p/9jnv8_LySVGP…

I guess I'll be moving #tbt @ Wynwood Art Walk instagram.com/p/9uOc09ryeF20…

I cant decide if the worst part of the day is putting make up on or takin it off? Actually never mind taking it off #prettyprettyprincess

Life goals: get out of debt, travel the world, and finish a Chapstick before losing it

College 2015 when you can wear crop tops and no one will call you out on itq

Idk whats worse the man whos half in my seat & snoring or the man behind me whos sick, chomping & slurping on gum w his head on my seat?

#TrapCovers are hilarious - but as a clap back is it really not necessary. People are savages.

Pappy Van Winkle! 🦄🦄 bit.ly/1RYGbFz goo.gl/sHoiFb

U cant call yourself the best corner in the league if u only play 1 side of the field *Joshua R. Norman #scaredofbrown #MondayNightFootball #PITvsWAS

I'm looking to book a flight in April. How would I know if more flights will be added for that day? Delta

#idlikearefundfor #morningjoe #nope

I just earned a free play by playing #StarbucksSummerGame #sweeps

My Uber driver just started cheering on a husky just for being a husky. Automatic 5 stars.