I will always let you down. That much is true.

Politicians should not matter so much that people are willing to kill them.

Tomorrow is officially "Hate on Jay" Day. Feel free to DM me your best insults. I promise you they will be quoted exactly. Let's all come together and make matters worse.

This is actually me.

Got him.

Taking applications to fill this position

I don't like the idea of choosing sides. I don't like the false dichotomy. I don't like the concept of either/or, nor the implications behind it. I can't, however, ignore the rhetoric. The unhinged and genuinely dangerous talk is coming from one side of the coin. It worries me.

Arsenal's last 13 Premier League games vs The Big 6: 8 wins 5 draws 0 defeats No matter the ending, proud of the players.

Biggest batch of smoked peppers yet 🔥 #KentuckyRebelScum

This will never get the love it deserves. Nor the jokes. Certainly not the jokes. Fuck. So many jokes.

Linemen don’t get near enough praise

Never trust a day where you wake up drunk.

"you don't have to look your best to be your best" is my fucking mantra

A flawless 90's album that isn't by Nirvana or Pearl Jam

There's never been a more marked contrast between what is good about this country and what is fucked. Shits bad, and likely will get worse, but we're going to fucking win. Cause we're retarded in all the right ways. Remember that. You. Yes, you. You're retarded in the right way