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Bro avoided future child support, Losing friends, Losing family members, Jail time and STD's just by telling her the truth in the beginning. 🫡

They now have fishing simulators you can set up in your backyard… I have so many questions

Happy Women's History Month ♀️

My wife showing me a picture of her getting her hair done. I asked if she was preparing to fight a group of large teenage turtles?

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She looks like the type of woman that would tell me "I'm good" after I tried to ask her out.... Bitch! 😣

This is why CALL OF DUTY games need to keep that Modern Warfare style and non of that hallucination exosuit BS. 💯 War is upon us and we need to be mentally prepared. 😎 #CallofDuty

Do she not know that they record phone calls in Prison. Is obvious that she is retarded. 🤣

Eww she's ugly now. 😱 Stay away from this one, She's the type to fuck you raw just to get pregnant and dump you for her lesbian friend. Or get her 6th Abortion...

There's nothing uglier than a white girl tryna act black too. 💯 I actually like my white girls to be Feminine and not a ratchet mold rot.

Bro is gaming in the year 2037. 🎮 In the future, Gamers minds will be plugged into a computer program just like The Matrix movie. 🍿 #Gaming #VideoGames #Gamers #simulation #TheMatrix

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: AI is getting ‘dangerously realistic’ after Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Mark Zuckerberg were generated into the Fresh and Fit Podcast in Miami.

Good morning everyone and happy Friday. Time to shit post and surf the web. ☕😎

Is all fun and games until she farts on a hot sweaty day. 😐 Got the house smelling like ass.

The real question is... Why do women take the shortcut in life to date a older man that have lots of money?

1.) She's going to hate that I support President Trump. 2.) Her friends are going to hate that I'm homophobic. 3.) She's going to find my masculinity trait "toxic" 4.) She's only fun for 3 months, Then becomes controlling. 5.) She got a good job. 6.) She hates my friends.

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I VOTED FOR THIS. 🤓🎮💥🍿👾

Who ever is making these videos in The White House. Need a rai$e for sure. 💯📈🫡