15yo is w/ grandparents and so 12yo had an agenda for the week that included: Going to Rocket Fizz, making banana bread, seeing Asteroid City in a theatre again and watching all of Severance with me.

Everyone talking about X when they should be talking about Cherlato.

Shout out to the person I saw earlier wearing an “I’m Not for Everyone” shirt.

Ryan Gosling’s delivery of ‘granted’ in Push

If you’re in line to get indicted in Georgia, STAY IN LINE

File under: Things That Aren’t Actually ClickHole, But Really Seem Like They Are

Are we directing enough resources into beating Bobby Flay? I submit that we are not.

Me: Yeah, I try to keep up with the news. The News:

Today in anachronisms

In my Kieran Culkin era: Wearing a lot of bracelets all the time.

😳

Was reminded today that (when you need it) you’re supposed to take DayQuil every four hours. Should call it FourHoursQuil.

Just used the word ‘myriad’ in an email and my brain immediately responds, “Myriad, nice!”

Know zero other people who’ve watched Starstruck, but it’s so good! It’s what that Mindy K@ling 4 Weddings & a Funeral show wanted to be, but was not. Anyway, I finished it and then immediately started it again from the beginning.

Today’s vibe:

Are you okay, InStyle?

if someone spoke like this while interviewing for a job at Applebee’s the police would be called