You’re always one mai tai away from it all being okay ❤️

I love coaches who go in depth scoring out the psych sheet. Because no matter how you game plan, swimming fast is always the dominant strategy.

Emotional celebration and post race talk from Louisville's Abdelrahman Elaraby. 11 months ago, he attempted to take his own life. Today, he is the fastest man in the ACC.

Money is temporary. Elo is forever

Tonight live 7pm EST with @Stanford_W_Swim Ryan Murphy Tom Shields Bobby Guntoro

Opening the character limit is a bad idea. All apps will be Facebook or TikTok now “Brevity is the soul of wit”

In the early 1990s a stonemason secretly carved a Xenomorph from the Alien films onto a 700 year old church in Scotland during restoration work. But it's not out of place. Because Medieval gargoyles were even stranger (and funnier) than this...

🎶 Jimmy Buffett after you put your kid(s) to bed 🎶 Just hits

No more blue check… How will ppl know which of the 1000s of Tom Shields account is the real Tom Shields now Elon Musk Jk I get it

Definite gets a rating of super-not-chill (I did no due diligence besides headline level research)

🏊‍♂️ Dive in with 2x Olympic Gold Medalist, Tom Shields!🥇 Had a blast this weekend & hosting more swim clinics: May 7 and 27, 2023 🗓️ Limited spots, register now! 🔗 [tomshieldsswim dot com] (websites better now) #TomShields #SwimClinic #CrowCanyonSharks #SwimChamp 🌊🦈

I think I’m starting to feel the “don’t go to college” crowd. Just heard a professor say “google is your friend” then immediately not engage with a confused student. What other service that costs 5-6 figures a year can justify that?

Hate to “well actually” you but when I was 13-14 I was so scared for the 500 I didn’t notice the person that was racing in the lane I was about too had an heart issue in the middle of lap 14-15 and the only person who was watching and got to her was the lifeguard so there ya go

Ref’s trying to apply rules that would, taken literally, probably disqualify every breaststroker

Going to bed like

So thrilled to finally be able to share this one! Huge thanks to ⁦Tom Shields⁩, family and friends for their time and openness, and to ⁦Steve Coulter⁩ for his help getting this in ⁦⁦NBC Bay Area⁩ nbcbayarea.com/news/sports/to…

@TheSwimPod The bottom line is swim programs burn cash and are an easy cut for an AD. Pools are expensive, travel is expensive, and we haven’t prioritized becoming an asset as much as we should have been for the last 50+ years. Until we make money, we should act as if we’re always on the