lmao i’ve been so stressed about stupid health shit lately that i fully forgot about jd vance as A Thing and then i log into this app and see his name and my scumbag rotted brain spits out “oh shit remember couch guy?!?! we LOVE that bit.” i am so tired 😅

Anyway, today I flashed my bar registration card so that the Marshals would let me keep my cell phones with me in the courtroom where I was appearing as a pro se litigant. That’s probably worth the student loans, right?

My spouse and I both got COVID for the first time for our first anniversary this past week. We both wear N95s anytime we’re in public indoor (or crowded outdoor) settings. Thankfully it’s mild so far, but be careful out there. Can’t believe our hide & seek streak is finally up!

I got myself some watercolor markers and water-brushes and started painting as a background task for when I need to keep my hands busy.

Here are some transgender men who are athletes. These are the men that would be competing against people’s daughters if uninformed people making public policy don’t get their heads on straight about how goofy their arguments to exclude trans people from sports are.

Tbh, I had no idea Governor Janet Mills was going to throw down so hard for us & I WILL be crying about it later. I have yet to find Aaron Frey on this app, but he deserves major props, too. I kinda want to bake them some literal, actually ally cookies? Idk, y’all. Weird week.

One team thinks everyone should be able to conform to some unwritten set of rules and standards and that will fix everything. One team wants people to stop assuming they know other people’s lives before they’ve asked enough questions to understand them. What is freedom, really?

Not that anyone actually sees my tweets but… I found out this morning I need to come up with $6000 before Wednesday if I want this major reconstructive surgery to not increase my body horror. If you can help out, it would mean a lot. gofund.me/3e5ad99a

Is this breakup like some kinda present for pride month or…? You know, like the “circus” part of the bread and circuses?

Low key daydreaming about how entertaining would it be if, after years of attacking the regulation of our political system, you wound up buying seats for a bunch of trans leftist political candidates and ultimately usher in fully automated luxury gay space communism. 💅🏻

Adjusted for the amount of absolute nonsense I have encountered in my time on this earth, I am actually an unbelievably chill person.