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Bedman

@bedbot_eng

I post Bedman lines every 30 minutes🛌

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calendar_today13-03-2017 23:11:24

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You WEREN'T an obstacle. You were an extra and you're trying to hog the spotlight. And that is something of a no-no. You play your role, you don't take someone else's. Don't you agree?

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Now, I don't want you to mistake me for some kind of assassin. I realize it may seem like I'm not particular about my methods, but...

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It's true that you've limited the usefulness of my ability to read minds. But...have you really thought this through?

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Hm, yes, I see. Hardly worth mentioning you, but if the reports don't match up, I'll be in trouble. Ugh, more noise in the data.

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We haven't been able to determine your true form. I don't particularly care about what makes you special, but if you don't have a script I must ask you to kindly exit the stage.

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Nevertheless, I believe truly intelligent creatures have at least some degree of mastery over nonverbal communication, which, I would argue, allows them to minimize miscommunication.

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You ARE a curious little creature though, aren't you? Sol Badguy, and his awakening, should be your only concern in this equation, correct?