Baby’s first driving range

Diving day one, and a huge thank you to the wonderful human who made this possible ❤️

Officially scuba certified, who’s up for a dive?

Soft sand and soft light 😍🌴

Driving around the island hitting dive spots might be a new favourite activity 😍

Starting my Saturday morning with the perfect kiss 💋

Mornings in paradise 😍

Saved you a seat 😘

Adventure awaits us ❤️

Soak it all in

Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.

Been busy 😘 (And for those of you who haven’t seen the 1995 original Jumanji movie, it’s a costume, duh). Not dead, I promise!

“I don’t want to sit on you, but I will” - scary Pilates teacher to Eleanore Arden in our session today

At Hans Zimmer ‘s Toronto show and Hans, if you’re listening, my dream is to do one of my shibari shows (see other online persona) to Now We Are Free on repeat. Do you do bondage gigs??

Where did you go for the last 4 months? Drinking in Scotland 🤷🏻‍♀️

Scary Pilates instructor to me “I am sorry for what I am about to do” *hoists me by my crotch* Eleanore Arden *giggles from the other scary Pilates bondage chair*

“You tilt for fucking, not for Pilates” - scary Pilates teacher

Guys, I’m not on Bluesky yet, I’m on hiatus working on another business venture. It is not me you’re talking to, I am busy. With a different business. Not dead, not on Bluesky. Just busy.

Stop trying to support your house with the wallpapers - scary Pilates teacher to me, as I once again try to use any muscle *but* my deep core.

Hiatus vibes.