orbiting mug has ruined my life because why did I say the phrase "if you read lenin rediscovered by lars lih..." while crying and talking about my emotions with my wife

stop asking women their body count. start asking them their Duolingo scores

Nobody’s considering the possibility that he’s blown Bill AND the horse

I think nyc leadership has done a great job with many things and also that’d it be ideal to have greater variety of caucuses on CLC to reflect the ideological diversity of our organization. So I’ll be voting for this slate #1 and then Brick by Brick.

Need to cross out the bottom and write ‘party surrogate’ under everyone tbh

You Might Think He Loves You for Your haecceity but I Know What He Really Loves You for It’s Your Brand New Leopard Skin quiddity

every time lmao

fill my soda up with lean, I like Faygo creme ….

Between the inanity of "67" and the crude appeal of "69" we find the prospect of a genuine revitalization: the Spirit of '68.

min-max programme

I love when the temperature gets below 30°F and I get to transform into my cold-blooded and nefarious alter-ego Evil Aliyah. Sorry to those I will fail to text back until April. Busy being evil.. naturally..

flower boy 🌼

As a holiday gift to our comrades in the whole of the movement for socialism and labor, most especially our comrades who are on strike for their rights at Starbucks, we're happy to republish The Wobblies

the right woman for the job 🔪

destroyed the fam at Monopoly while walking Lenin across the world

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