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⠀⠀ ﹠ 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺. * 𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 ﹟𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑒𝑟𝑎. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀hahahah . . . hahahahahaa . . . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐻𝐴𝐻𝐴𝐻𝐴𝐻𝐴𝐻𝐴𝐻𝐴𝐻𝐴𝐻𝐴𝐻𝐴𝐻𝐴 ! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀excuse him . he ' s laughing at a 𝙟𝙤𝙠𝙚 !

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀oh , what a 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘺 . it would be a waste if ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜 𝐨 𝐮 𝐥 𝐝 𝐧 ' 𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 !

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. . . HE ' LL TAKE THAT AS A 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 !

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀OH , but the 𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳 to such a question would ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀be like the explanation to a 𝒋𝒐𝒌𝒆 -- it would ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ruin the . . . 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄 !

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀HAHAHAHAHA ! ISN ' T HE SO 𝙁𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙔 ?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WHAT ELSE WOULD IT 𝘽𝙀 ? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀AN 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓 ? TO POOR OLD ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑱𝑨𝑪𝑲 ?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. . . you ' re especially the 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 word !

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ahem-- 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 , sorry !

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀oh , please don ' t 𝒓𝒖𝒊𝒏 the surprise . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀what ' s a plot 𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙩 without a 𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙩 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀main character ?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ah , what a calm night . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the wind blows calmly , ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀people sleeping , ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀animals 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐔𝐋 night , 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 .

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀hurt ? don ' t 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭 him . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀he ' s not hurt , he ' s just ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 one who sees the ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀world for what it is -- a ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 place . . .

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. . . please , 𝐝𝐨𝐧 ' 𝐭 insult him . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀What did 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 ? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀After all , it ' s a sin to ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒 !

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀truer words could 𝙣𝙤𝙩 be spoken .

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Oh , no , he ' s not -- but even ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙝𝙚 wants respect . 𝕭ut , he ' d rather ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀not spill his guts out to 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝖉𝖆𝖒𝖓 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 who just sees him as a 𝙼𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙰𝙽 !

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❛⠀⠀I suppose I wouldn ' t mind a ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒆 game of 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖘 . Better than wasting ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀my afternoon beating time with 𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 fool who ' s job it is to pity me !

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀You touch 𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 again , you ' re 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙 !