Up the airport pints

Beer in the stands, what a treat

One pound was a pound too much for Tel.

Those subs contributed to the worst implosion since the Titan sub and at least that had the excuse of being under pressure.

Rather be a swamp dweller than have an arsehole the size of your forehead from the daily bummings you received in the prison showers, woman beater

Made pierogi for the first time. Don't know why I do it to myself, kitchen looks like the coke scene from Scarface now

Just looked at my dms for the first time in ages and some bloke has been talking to himself in there for over two months, sending weird porn with the caption "us"

Big fan of Thomas Frank. Give him whatever he wants for the love of god you wankers Tottenham Hotspur

I've been to a few games in different countries and always behaved like a fan of the team I'm seeing, minus the chanting obviously because language barriers. It's pretty disrespectful to be laughing and taking photos, respect the club & fans you're seeing, it's not hard.

A student picked up one of the girls handbags today and asked me if I liked it, I went to him 'suits you, Sir' and got absolutely nothing back. We used to be a proper country.

We need to bring back medieval public shaming.

Quite the productive morning. Homemade chutney & sausage rolls. Need a sit down now

Nice of PGMOL to be inclusive and put Stevie Wonder in charge of VAR

Had to use public toilets while walking the dog on the beach yesterday and mid wee I noticed actual human shit smeared all over the tissue holder. Disgusten

Agreeing to building a bar in the garden is one of the best decisions I've ever made as he's decided to get into golf. Now I can just shove him in there so he can bore himself to death and I don't have to listen to annoying chants about mashed potatoes

Was leaving my parents yesterday and I saw something so horrific I nearly crashed the car. A house covered in christmas decorations from top to bottom. Sickening.

Ticketmaster are a disease