Buzzed in the back of my uber, see a couple arguing on the street before the cubs game it’s the little things

Blue angels doing a fly by and I’m wasted at a cubs game I fucking love America

Ben Brown is a terrorist how are you not in AAA

Eating Chinese in the back of the uber call me yo mein

Man I’m happy metal artists are collaborating with each other more frequently

Take your pink Stanley away from the stair master I’m running the show #cityboys

Never talking this girl again

Posting dong on the timeline call that a hard launch

The Rothschilds (traffic) are oppressing me from my freedoms (getting hammered at the fire game)

#Scran of the day

Tuning all the Gibsons to Drop C at the local guitar center #localmenace

Anyone who defends Ian Happ needs their brain examined

Grease Squad back at the UC for the Hawks home opener vibes are incredible

Just watched a dude walk his date to a divey insane work

You’re in her DMs I’m in her bed on marketplace we’re not the same

I promise you no one is having more fun than us at HCS vibe is insane #HaloWC

Man Congrats to Shopify Rebellion was hoping to see OpTic win in person. My first Halo event Ive attended and it was electric, hoping HCS comes back in the near future #HaloWC

“I got $20 on shell and burning this bitch to the ground” -overheard in Seattle

tomorrow…

What Donald Trump can suck dick but my girlfriend can’t call me a good boy at Old Navy? Whatever liberal