honestly I need a dumber job and to hang out with dumber people because I am DUMB and it's killing me

the family cat, yowling in pain early in the morning
my idiot mother: WHAT DO YOU WANT???

Fine mark zuckerberg or whichever one of you fucks please just let me be able to reply to texts in my head so I don't have to type it all out

I got Covid to make Xmas about me cause I’m a narcissist and need attention

In a two party system, each party unifies its base by dividing America. A multi-party system promotes dialogue & cooperation.
This is how we move 🇺🇸 ⬆️ #FORWARD
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
forwardparty.com

Are you ever just so fuckin dumb you ruin your whole day

I have some regular wealthy desires like anyone but the moment I'm in the presence of wealth I am so uncomfortable and want to puke

tired of being disappointed by mediocre people all day long 😪💅

The H3 Show with peace and love besties I cannot do this today

“When you’re poor… it seeps through your mind. It’s not just a financial state. It’s an invisibility state. It’s a worthlessness state,” says actress Viola Davis, who grew up in poverty, one of six children in Central Falls, Rhode Island. cbsn.ws/2QBUwzD

Nuh uh I am not abouta cry in this h&r block nope not today

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine.

Vanderbilt Health

If u feel alone and by yourself, look in the mirror, and wow, there's two of you. Be who you are. Who are you. I am me. Ugly, lol. Shaq

Guy Fieri is lying to you. He has never eaten food. He doesn’t even know what food is. His shows are figments of your imagination, and his hair is CGI. Food Network spends billions of dollars a year to cover this up.