Not how I expected him to come back but okay.

First they came for Russell Brand and I… was relieved, as I’d been waiting ages for them to come for Russell Brand #Dispatches

Being a “ballet mum” is challenging, esp now it’s ramped up and the girl is in London once or twice a week for lessons - no mean feat from Yorkshire! Today’s success is down to some marvellous people. The manager on our London North Eastern Railway train, and the bar manager at our Premier Inn 🍷

And also my eldest child for abandoning her own lunch to meet and take my car off me when I had to drive to a different train station to where we’re returning to tomorrow 🙈 😁

A bit late to the party but we’ve never read them, so the little one and I have decided to listen to Harry Potter in order while on car journeys this academic year 🪄 Done and dusted with number one in little over a week 🙈 audible.co.uk/pd/B017V568SY?…

Michael Gambon was a fine actor, as he proved on the show back in 2004 when he claimed to have appeared in King Lear as a shrimp.

Oh, I temporarily forgot how much the whole concept of the Sunday results show annoys me until tonight when I remembered they hadn’t changed the concept. Thank goodness for The Strictly Spoiler #StrictlySpoiler 💃

That’s it until the not live results show. But you guys know by now that there’s another way. Point your boxes at strictlyspoiler.com and once I know you will too #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing #StrictlySpoiler

Seatfrog major glitching problems with your app this morning. I upgrade twice a week normally, but this morning it kept reverting from tomorrow to today and two tickets to one ticket 🙈 So I’ve ended up *again* with an unwanted ticket. Please can you help?

Currently on a massively delayed London North Eastern Railway train tonight. Literally, hours delayed and hours to go. I don’t think we’ll be home until the early hours. But Craig, the train guard, has made it so flaming brilliant. A master class in customer service 🙌🏻

Craig then came and found us, while we were huddled round a phone screen at the exit being knocked by random drunks, and gave us more biscuits. Seriously. The world needs more Craigs. Thank you London North Eastern Railway

Me to teen, “I know it is frustrating to accept this journey will take hours, but you will get home to your own bed. Tomorrow, you can sleep in as long as you like and you don’t need to do anything all day.” The young businessman opposite, “Thank you, I needed to hear that”:

So exhilarating to watch #ROHNutcracker in the cinema, ahead of seeing it in person later this season 🩰 However many times and years you see this production, you appreciate it more every time and spot something new every time. Absolutely magical ❄️

After the effect of 'Mr Bates vs the Post Office', let’s hope Toby Jones is also working on new TV dramas about water pollution, climate change, covid, PPE contracts, the refugee crisis, the cost of living, energy prices, and the NHS

So incredibly gutted. The live feed for #ROHManon failed at Leeds Showcase Cinemas UK Watched the first 40 min twice, pauses, no answers, got a refund, home. And I have a 15 yo who has been counting down for weeks for this 😔 I can’t trust Showcase as it’s played everywhere else!

Tried to drive to perform a wedding. Turned back. Walked half an hour back uphill. Did the wedding on my own. Walked back down the hill. Fell over. Was chased by a dog. Still completely love my job ❤️

I remember, during the Brexit campaign even I thought the great Caroline Lucas was maybe laying it on a bit thick during one of the debates saying "we'll lose the right to live, study, work, retire - and "love" (she added) throughout Europe" Turns out she was absolutely right 👇

I think we can all agree Brexit supporters are both gullible and easily manipulated so why not just rejoin the EU and tell them the UK has taken over Europe. They will be happy and the UK can rejoin the EU family.

I have many criticisms of Sunak and the Conservatives but we should all reflect that they have shown no hesitation in accepting the will of the people nor any hint of questioning its legitimacy. Citizens of other nations look on enviously.

Could someone please help from Premier Inn ? I have a most unhelpful email and since been ghosted by customer services 🙈 Amusing as it was to have so little left for breakfast, we really should not have been charged full price…