oh, my cursed amulet is making me possessive and greedy? of course you'd say that. you want my amulet all for yourself.

every time i tell a millennial that the dot-com bubble popped when i was 1 they start crying. "you've never witnessed an internet unbeset by capital!" they scream. "you joined facebook when you were eight!" At this point they normally run away and block my number

I heard Joe Biden just called his teacher "mom" by mistake. We need to replace this guy immediately.

Just found out about Kansas City.... aaaand it's in Missouri. Yeah. Normal world. 🙄

breaking news: jimmy carter, aged 99, just got better

Dear god. A waitress told President Biden to "enjoy your food" and he said "you too." Parkinson's is such a brutal disease.

mr beast

i still think it's crazy that they named a virus after a damn beer

they're having fun and i love that

its so joever

One final gamble... Biden can still win... They just need to bring it back.

my ideal ticket

KAMALA HARRIS: We did it Joe! JOE BIDEN: thank you Slobodan Milosevic

BREAKING NEWS: Mr. Rat killed himself last night. He was 63.

If you have any doubts, his fanbase got the message loud and clear. Elon personally replies to this account btw. This place is just 4chan now.

it’s hilarious to make a Jewish country with a kind of shitty, fragile economy, tremendously shitty cultural output, and also everyone there behaves exactly like Hitler

at least they're breaking stereotypes i guess