live image of me trying to take one more bite of a hard boiled egg to meet macros

rilo kiley

me to alex while she’s on her literal honeymoon

this is where I cook

I bought my eclipse glasses in november bc I am such a little bitch for celestial events.

Fuck

meanwhile in jersey

the earthquake today has reminded me of the blue light con ed scare of 2018 and how when I looked out my window and saw the bright light I thought we were getting nuked and was like EVERYONE TIE YOUR SHOES WE’RE GOING TO RUN as if I could outrun a nuclear explosion or aliens

I love this app

this was literally me on my couch just now calling my mom mid-shake bc I thought the building was collapsing and that I was going to die lmao

ha ha

half apps. apple bee

just thinking about the era of formspring and the chaos that brought…

first text is me. we are getting 10k steps or else

photographers nowadays are SO entitled it’s insane. you do not deserve a spot on stage just because you have a camera, and if you are allowed on stage respect the artists and their gear

the way this vine had me in a chokehold