This meme was originally meant as pejorative satire and ended up describing uncomfortable reality.

Wild to think that if I had woken up two hours earlier yesterday my life would be on a completely different trajectory now, hope I get one more shot at it

Steve Jobs's Daughter btw

RIP hersh

I was farming airdrops and reading the Ethereum yellow paper in the front seat of my Uniswap police cruiser when a ping came in. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” What? Did Solana go down again?” “Worse. Somebody just launched another layer-2.” The

Just nuke the whole world at this point, I'm tired of reading dogshit takes from people who should have never been granted internet access

Might start a hyperliquid bear arc

Puppy slide.. 😊

She is 17 years old and still loves to play

Muted futures open is a gift, getting to sell more up here. Crash incoming

Muted futures open is a sign of strength. TACO supreme imminent, V-reversal will melt faces