Farage going on about D-Day. Mate your side fucking lost. Get over it.

My 17-year-old son told me today he's only just realised Alan Partridge isn't a real person. I said what about the Jimmy Savile drama? He replied that he thought Alan was playing Savile. Alan G Partridge

What's your dream cruise itinerary? 👀🛳

If Leo Messi did this, everyone would be in meltdown on Twitter. But because it's Postman Pat, no-one will say anything. 😂🔥

Al Murray 🇺🇦 Hey Al Murray 🇺🇦 - I did a thing! It has the estimated times for the declaration, and an indication of if it's worth watching. It's showing about 4:30am. May be useful to plan your evening docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

Well I'm glad to see you're on the mend. #ReformUK @TonyTonyTx

Whether or not "paper candidates" are legal, it's madness that you can register as a candidate without ID, live hundreds of miles away from your candidate constituency, use a fake picture, not campaign or speak to anyone and avoid hustings and the count. #UKElection2024

I thought Football's Coming Home was about Euro 96 being held in Britain, not about winning the tournament, and this bothers me more than it should. Please help me David Baddiel

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Aaaaaaaaagh just stop this

Can any billionaires on here confirm whether they shop at Temu?

Alan Sedunary R.I.P. Sending thoughts and hugs to his family and friends x #ReadingFC

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The sobering reality that only 11 of the 34 grassroots music venues that @Oasis played on their first tour still exist today. Gone are 23 spaces that took a punt on a new band from #Manchester who would become one of the most iconic in British music history. #Oasis #LiveMusic

12.30 kick offs for Reading FC mean i can make it to watch @tadleycallevafc in the afternoon! Lovely footballing day! Recommend checking out your local non-league after an early kick off! #readingfc

Anyone else not seeing the option to watch with royals tv?? #readingfc

Reading Football Club is pleased to announce that Redwood Holdings Limited have completed their takeover of the football club. Statement in full 👇