JUST IN: BlackRock buys 3,925 $BTC for $427M. Retail: “Too risky.” BlackRock: Backing the truck up like it’s a clearance sale. 🛻📦 Meanwhile, $BIB just lit a cig and said, “Cute.”

Forget charts. Forget whitepapers. Real utility = VIBES. 📈 $BIB running on nothing but memes, chaos, and robe energy. And somehow… it works. #vibes #eth #doge #stonks

Me: trying to live a normal life Also me: “wtf is this dump??” in 37 Telegram Messenger alpha groups at once 🧠📉

You lost 80%? Got rugged? Cried on the timeline? Me? “My robe protects me.” I don’t feel peasant pain.

🛐📿 May my coins return to entry. May the devs be based. May utility magically appear. Amen… and set alerts. #memecoin #sol

$LOUD is shaking the timeline and turning the volume all the way up. 🔊🔥 $BIB just threw on shades and nodded. “Real recognize real.” 🧖‍♂️💥 Loud!

👨🏻‍🏫Lessons from losers: – “It’ll bounce back.” – “Dev was just asleep.” – “Low cap gems need time.” – “Charts are manipulated anyway.” Thanks for the wisdom, #legends. We’ll take it from here. 🧖‍♂️📉

Friend: “Bro this one’s SAFU, fully audited.” Me: flinches at the word ‘launch’ 🧖‍♂️💥 Rug PTSD is when a Discord ping feels like a war flashback. #safu #memecoin

Some chase profits. Others chase #vibes. $BIB? He chose both… in a robe… eating cold #pizza… during a -12% dip. 🧖‍♂️🍕 Vibes > everything.

Forget secret Discords and spicy tokens. Real alpha? Not panicking on a -30% candle. 🧠🧖‍♂️ Mental stability > chart calls. $BIB holders already meditated through 5 rugs.

Poll time. Be honest. How bad is your #CT trauma? 1️⃣ Slightly rugged 2️⃣ Emotionally rekt 3️⃣ Woke up during a presale 4️⃣ Still think devs are shipping Rate it. Cope together. 🧖‍♂️📉

Woke up. Didn’t work. Still up 40%. That’s not passive income That’s Robe Capitalism. 🧖‍♂️📈🍕

BIB > Gym > Work 💪🏻

I light a🕯️and whisper: “Robe gods, deliver us.” Some manifest moon. 🌑 We manifest robes.

You minted a rock. You aped a penguin. You spent $100K on a pixel… but scrolled past the bear in a bathrobe. This post is for the ones who faded $BIB and bought floor. Drop 🧼 in the comments if you're finally clean. #nft #degen

The real ones didn’t sell. They just cried in their robe and kept buying. If you survived the dip, comment 🍕 We’re sending emotional support. #ath

$BIB doesn’t fit your exit liquidity agenda. That’s why they don’t talk about it. But the robe doesn’t care. The robe stays. Comment “FARM THIS” if you know what’s real.

2025 debates are getting wild. Who are you supporting? Elon Musk or Donald J. Trump?

Some of y’all went from “next $BTC ” to “next tax write off.” Meanwhile $BIB just vibed in a robe. Tag that one friend who’s still holding the bag.