Katt Williams Said “if you wanted me to speak more highly of you then perhaps you should have treated me better…” You don’t get to narrate MY story of MY experiences with you”.

No matter what you're going through in life, eat first.

25th Annual Derby City Classic. Day 5 youtube.com/live/pq0fMTbl5… via YouTube PA pro am streaming derby city pool. Giving away a signed Efren Picture at 750 views. Only 150 away.

So my job blocked indeed and most job search websites from the wifi 😂😂

Ight I was cool until Springer to the Celtics. What are we doing? Better not be dropping all this to sign Kyle Lowry. I’ll lose it.

Did not know Cam Payne was on this type of time

These are the best tweets (note: some salty language) 🧵

this guy is tweeting about which man he’d rather go on a date with

My love language is gas lighting.

Hey Aaron… do you think pigeons have feelings?

Was trying to figure out why my snooze didn’t work on my alarm this morning, then I realized while going through my photos that instead of snoozing I took a screen shot of it and went back to sleep.

Can someone explain why frozen Reese cups taste different?

The amount of people who can’t properly rock paper scissors for their age amazes me. How do you not know to go on shoot?

How many ducks do I need to own to make buying dawn dish soap worth it?

You either eat the gabagool or you live long enough to be the gabafool. 😢

I learned to forgive, she was at war with herself and couldn’t win.

I’m getting election text on my drunk texting app. This shit wild. The sun is out, that number doesn’t exist, how did you find this number?!?