Chat gpt is getting out of hand and I think will contribute to the end on dating apps and online dating. Not sure if that's a bad or good thing though.

Silly me. Vegetarian for 28 years and just bit into an M&S cheese and marmite sausage roll being as their cheese and marmite sandwiches are banging. Sadly I didn't read the table but instantly knew it was pork and 🤢. I stupidly assumed it was like a cheese and

Prepare to be amazed I give you a #ReformUK run County Council who make their Worcestershire Colleagues look like geniuses. Incredible stuff from #ReformUK in Staffordshire.

There’s a VERY good reason asylum seekers get circus tickets and Amazon parcels. But the Mail on Sunday was never going to tell you that. Here’s the crucial detail they left out: 🧵

Sign on my house number saying please ring the bell which is a video bell immediately above it. Why is it Evri etc have no issues but Royal Mail... sorry you weren't in everything time. Ffs 😤

I'm on sad movie no3 and it's not cutting it. Suggestions please.

Rupert, 67, a millionaire, lives on a 550-acre farm in the Cotswolds. He once risked papercuts to claim £100k COVID furlough cash but thinks Afghan allies who risked their lives for our troops don’t deserve help. Don’t be like Rupert; he's a twat.

Every mascot needs an innocent cheerleader in their nutritional diet😂

Just a reminder that age is not really a factor in determining whether or not a voter is a moron. They come in all ages.

People saying “don’t you remember how stupid you were at 16” should meet a 46 year old who became the actual fucking prime minister.

It was a great week to be Labour. Votes at 16 rightly grabbed the headlines, but there was plenty more good news for progressives. 7 things to celebrate: 🧵

Okay, this is getting out of control! 😂

Had to be done.

Lee Anderson MP - community protection order James McMurdock MP - jailed for assault on ex Ant Middleton - possible Mayor of London candidate - jailed 14 months for assaulting a male and female police officer after a nightclub bust-up George Cottrell - jailed in US for 8

Why does Nigel Farage MP and Reform UK want a Summer of riots (again)? More importantly why the f**k is he not being held accountable