Watching Freddie Flintoff Field of Dreams and I’m howling at the way he’s dealing with the girls……. I literally had to google to confirm he had a daughter 😂😂 ~ you’d never know from this!! Brilliant programme ~ excellent idea 🥰

Peace is: 9am when all the kids from the primary school are inside. Peace isn’t: 9:30 and the fire alarm goes off and they’re all now in the yard That fire alarm really needs looking at!! Morning all (apart from whomever maintains the schools fire system)

I could literally pee glitter!! Soooo excited to see the AMAZING Tom Grennan tonight!! Already dancing round the kitchen making my coffee!! Definitely a Happy Tuesday! ♥️

Oh my god!! Tom Grennan in #Newcastle was PHENOMENAL!! As my loyal followers know, this is not my first Grennan rodeo…..I’ve seen him many times before, but tonight……..BIBLICAL 🥰 His stage presence, his voice, his showmanship!!! I love him!!

September 1997………who was there!? #NUFC 🖤🤍🖤🤍 I was, I’m not tonight……but I’ll be doing that back flip in my living room when it’s warranted (no live recording permitted however) 😂

Ben Shepherd on This Morning describing a spider, looking for a girlfriend as “on the sniff” 😂 Morning TV has become more enticing 😂

Well, I think we’ve just been shown how to play football…… I’m not one to be negative about EH……but I absolutely don’t understand his team choices tonight. Can we get the players on the pitch in the position they play! Also, where’s Hall….!? #NUFC 🖤🤍🖤🤍

Restraining order probably incoming for me and the girls……😂Shay Given and #JohnBeresford #NUFC 🖤🖤🤍

Ah that’s really sad news ~ John Stapleton has passed away. I always liked him reading the news and as a presenter. RIP.

See, I know I’m a top influencer….. Eddie’s read my tweets, gone with what I’ve recommended (although I hadn’t suggested dropping Bruno or Elanga) Stay with me for ultimate football tips and analysis 😂 Howay lads!! #NUFC 🖤🤍🖤🤍

How can you trademark the word “wor” This is despicable of Anarchy Brew Co A movement, run by the people, funded by the people, for the people being treated this way!! Support Wor Flags 🏴🏳 I mean, I don’t drink their beer anyway - but until they see sense, if you do…..don’t!!

Well, having been to wor hoose, in wor street, I went through wor gate to wor front door……… So what happens now!? 😂😂

According to Amazon Music this is one of my liked or most played songs……. Who!? 😂😂

Watching “Catching the Tinder Predator” and they keep playing the “Tinder Match” jingle…… The parrot has taken a fancy to this, and now repeating it!! Lucky I’m single cos it would be difficult to explain that one away (it’ll look mint if I get a bloke tho) 🤣

Lads…..you know when you cheekily comment on a bird with her mammaries on show to the world… It pops up on my feed. You’re welcome, perverts.

Enjoying a glass of 0% Prosecco in my new Buzz Bingo glass!! Me and my mates have started going to the bingo! We were there for their anniversary at the Newcastle branch! Eeeh we love it! Fantastic staff and such a laugh!! #BuzzBingo

It appears that Elon has stolen the birthday balloons too…… So, in your face Elon. I’ve made my own……!! 🤣

Bruno looks like he’s three wraps of speed deep 🤣 #NUFC 🖤🤍🖤🤍

Frank said, therefore should be! Tara Regis 👋🏼 😂😂 Where’s the Mackems spewing how amazing they are now!! 😂😂

Think Ange may be in the dole queue the morra morning…….😳 #NUFC #NFFC 🖤🤍🖤🤍