So mightysen.bsky.social hasn't so much as shown me a single ounce, a small smidgen, an itty-bitty iota of appreciation in FIVE years, AND THEN, WHEN SHE FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGES MY EXISTENCE, SHE SAYS /THIS/?! ... I LIKE IT! :D x.com/Weer_Dough/sta…

*DUSTS OFF THE COBWEBS* I'M BACK, BABY! I'M GLA- *chokes on some of the cobwebs* PFFATH! AHJSJKSKKA! PFFFF! YUCK!!!!

I have a bomb

LICHERALLY all I said was one sentence. A simple statement!! Nothing of a negative connotation whatsoever!! And yet: here you are, being absolutely and unnecessarily rude to me!! Jettums, why??? 😭😭😭

MY WHOLE BODY IS BURNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BEAN WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCKING SHUT UP?

That's my cue to rise from the dead again, isn't it? HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO!

I WOULD LIKE THAT VEEEERY MUCH, JETTUMS!!~

Bark... Bark? BARKUMS?!

Bark, you're so silly! Gettin' crazy with the ketchup and then passing out on the floor. Shame on you!

Well, I guess I better whisk you away now, huh? *begins dragging Bark. by the scarf* GEEZ, YOU'RE SO,,... ;HEAVY. *HUFF*

W-wait a sec, this doesn't taste like ketchup... BLOOD! Holy Manbats Bark! Uhm, um... WHAT DO?!

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BARK IS BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT, EVEN WHEN HE'S COVERED IN BLOOD... and bruises... and pain.

Watch out! You're gonna crash! Ahhh!

*BLOWS UP THE TL*