It smells like sardines in Louisiana hot sauce in here.

Enough time has passed. I still think the new twisters movie is a more fun watch than the one from the 90s. The acting in the old one was better and the story was more serious. The new one is funny and just a fun watch. I've seen it at least 10 times now.

There's no normal life, Wyatt. There's just life. Now get on with it.

In my heart there's a wind And it swirls up a din It's so loud it drowns my mind 🎵🎵🎵

It was addition by subtraction when they left your life. Notice how much more peaceful and joyful things are without their dark cloud raining on every fucking day.

Them- dating nowadays is crazy. I don't see how anyone does it. Us- motherfucker you married the person you dated since you were 15. The fuck you know about dating?

BREAKING NEWS: WWE Wrestlepalooza will be the first Premium Live Event on ESPN! Saturday, September 20th at 7pm ET LIVE from Indianapolis.

OH HELL YEA!!!

I'm so sick and tired of this bullshit hot weather. Bring on fall.

Old as Ancient Skies I've had these wondering eyes But you took me by surprise when you let me inside of you Inside of you Inside of you There's got to be some part of me Inside of you

Ever had someone like you and want to date you so you finally decide to give it a go. Then you find out they're all the things they claimed they weren't and they're worse than you ever imagined?

But will she trick or treat?

The new gym i switched to has sauna rooms. I'm gonna be a sweaty mess.

We listen to this every Sunday at work. It's become our Sunday morning anthem.

All my life, I've been searching for something Something never comes, never leads to nothing Nothing satisfies, but I'm getting close Closer to the prize at the end of the rope

Take time with a wounded hand 'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal I'm half the man I used to be (For as I feel as the dawn, it fades to gray)

Tonight is my Friday shift. Yay. 🥳🥳🥳