Maido 毎度 🇯🇵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@bdjoetsu) 's Twitter Profile
Maido 毎度 🇯🇵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@bdjoetsu

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 in 🇯🇵 since 1994. 🐰lover and teller of horrifically bad “jokes”. Follow @maidojapanjokes for more Japan humour. Greenock Morton ⚽️

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One of my best friends in 日本 is a Jamaican Rastafarian. He is married to a famous female Noh performer. He is always super happy and he says that it’s due to his wife. Noh Woman No Cry.

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I and a group of foreigners got refused entry to a bar in Tokyo yesterday There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Canadian, a Korean, a Chinese guy, an Indian, a Nigerian and a Sri Lankan The manager said he could let us in without a Thai

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Next time you’re feeling down remember life is all about perspective. I have a friend who eats three square meals a day, exercises daily, has sex almost every day, reads two books a week and yet every day he still complains about how much he hates prison

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In Japanese news today. Over 100 foreign tourists wrongly turned up in Kyoto for the World Anagram Championship when in fact it was being held in Tokyo.

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A day shopping with my daughter in Niigata. A Panama hat, a Paul Smith t shirt and some cheese for me. Not a bad haul. I’ll worry about the bill later

A day shopping with my daughter in Niigata. 

A Panama hat, a Paul Smith t shirt and some cheese for me. Not a bad haul. 

I’ll worry about the bill later
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Yesterday Isetan had an event where if you spent ¥30000 you got a chance at a lottery I spent that and went to the booth to take part. There was a couple messing with their receipts and ushered us forward whereupon I immediately drew the top prize Was only ¥5000 but still

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Wanted to slim down or I’d have to buy new summer wardrobe . I’m not going to reach my goal, unless I quit fruit, but my average daily loss is perfect. I also carry muscle so I feel my body fat is around 20% 18 days to go.

Wanted to slim down or I’d have to buy new summer wardrobe . I’m not going to reach my goal, unless I quit fruit, but my average daily loss is perfect.

I also carry muscle so I feel my body fat is around 20%

18 days to go.
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Today is my Japaniversary. 32 years ago today I came to Japan. I came here young and poor but eager and after 31 years of hard work, tears, sweat and toil I can now confirm that I’m now no longer young.