One of my monitors seems to have shit the bed… how am I supposed to do my little spreadsheets under these conditions

No but like this is serving work from home cunt and I’m extremely tempted by it

time to thaw my brisket 🥩 (not a euphemism, I need to move a brisket into the fridge before bed)

Other app appears to have shit the bed lol

I’m vers (tweeting AND skeeting)

Have not heard a single peep about this boxing match before today, I refuse to believe that any of you knew about this in advance

Sorry but I really popped off last night if I say so myself

I never really check SEPTA schedules, I just kinda go off vibes and assume everything will take 30 minutes. I’m usually wrong

I’m doing it again. Will I be home in 30 minutes? Who knows :)

I’m h*rny

I’m not really following wicked tbh but is this a sketch or like serious bc…

What if we kissed at

Is anything still happening over here or…

Got a little festive this weekend 🎄

hi 🫥

Wore my septa sweater tonight and got multiple compliments 🥰

bluesky kinda falling off… but also this place is bad… :(

I’ve barely been using this and am starting to feel like I need to delete my account soon (because of… everything) sooooo let’s be bluesky friends if we’re not already 🥹

I see it’s still a hellscape on here

Need someone to stand on my back asap