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@bc

Somewhat inefficient food processor

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calendar_today01-03-2007 15:19:40

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Is there anything like a super loud air horn app? I want something I can set off when I get a human on the line from bot driven loan consolidation calls.

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Just set a new personal record for failed attempts to plug in a standard USB cable: 7. In my defense, the port is on the underside of my monitor and I could not see it. 😬

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Senior dev: We need to add support for non-US countries to our customer web page Me: On it *types* asp:ListItem Text=“WAZOOTYSTAN”

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Me: think I’ll go for a 30 minute barefoot run on the beach. What could possibly go wrong? Two words: Wet. Sand. Two more words: Blood. Blisters. #idiot