turning 29 is so funny because it’s like bam, severe bruxism

you dip the accept in the fate and it’s just good

This pollen is NOT Rizz approved‼️🤧👎🏻

Fade into you

another day of trying to get my ADHD referral

those labubu dolls are terrifying am i missing something here

because english water tastes like chalk and scottish water tastes like angels

Handing these out to everyone who believes in me

saying ‘lager weather’ three times in the mirror to summon hannah louise

i have to be the girl with the most toothpaste down my top at the serpentine gallery for some reason

is anyone selling a lana del rey at wembley ticket for not one million pounds

you have my undivided attention

hi Neil Young i’m in dún laoghaire please can i have a lift back to england on your yacht on tuesday x

Every weekend I think about the greatest journal entry.

gm

This is what eating apples in public is for

meeeeeee

eating the tofu spice bag i bought in dublin a few hours ago on my sofa in london