Pre workout today was a plum and like 1/3 tub of Vanilla Haagen Dazs.. baby. Baby. Baby

When’s it gonna be my turn to sit on the fake seizure fetish guy :(

Went on a bender over the weekend and lost a Kilo body weight not happy at all

Found where I Look ugliest and it’s at the corner of the gym where the two mirrored walls meet like right in the corner

I’m plannig a heist to steal the Paramount pictures painting from Siglo

Lamb leg braise last night, breakfast this morning

I’m gonna marry everyone

Graffiti is actually beginning to make the city look very ugly I’ve had enough

Miley Cyrus hair looked so sick

My own private Seinfeld

Some really bad fits on Sydney Road today however I’m seeing a lot of people smoking again which is cool

Harissa meatballs turmeric rice and lemon yoghurt cucumbers

Showing up to house inspections drunk and alone to get a proper feel for the apartment

Wish I had one of those British tilda swinton waspy mums that got like way to involved and invested in my love life

Carbonara tonight