One of the best reveals on Mad Men is that the greatest ad man in New York only got his start by doing the Seinfeld episode where Kramer was never technically hired but just started showing up to an office job

the way people used to talk in old movies is so awesome

Hey, Leo and I are still alive

Yeah I put cologne on before I masturbate. It’s called self respect.

how on earth had i never heard this before!

Eastern Bluebird on a brief migration stopover at Marine Park & Avenue U in Brooklyn earlier today.

The right are getting better and better at noncon h/c omegaverse mpreg np pwp BL rpslash fanfiction. And the liberals are getting nervous.

Ever since I was a little girl I always dreamed of buying a home at 56 years old

suppressing the urge to text “sorry if i was weird!!” five minutes after every social interaction big or small

Go Vote! It's your right! #ElectionDay

Ronald Reagan to Israel’s PM in 1982 Lebanon war: “I was angry. I told him it had to stop or our entire future relationship was endangered…and said the symbol of his war was becoming a picture of a 7-month-old baby with its arms blown off.” Meanwhile, under Joe Biden:

Israel just murdered Khaled Nabhan, whose story garnered global attention last year when CNN ran a report about Israel slaughtering his grandchild "the soul of [his] soul" Khaled had been sharing videos depicting daily life in Gaza Israel also recently bombed his brother's home

2\ After the CNN report aired, Israel bombed Khaled's old family home Then Israel bombed the homes of his son Diaa & his brother Kamal & his brother Asad & his nephew Amjad. They took away everything he had with the whole world watching until they murdered him today!

Cate Blanchett photographed by Sean & Seng, 2013