H-hewwo?? Cathewine, Pwincess of Wawes seen in pubwic fow fiwst time since cancew diagnusis as she awwives fow Twooping da Cowouw - watch and fowwow wive :3 bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-6…

UwU Y dyddiad cau aw gyfew cofwestwu i bweidweisio yn yw ethowiadau aw 🗳️ 4 Gowffennaf yw 18 Mehefin. (^³^) gov.uk/register-to-vo… by 18 June

Huohhhh. Cathewine, Pwincess of Wawes to join famiwy on Buckingham Pawace bawcony fow fwypast aftew fiwst pubwic appeawance this yeaw - watch wive (ʘᗩʘ') bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-6…

OWO Wauwa Kuenssbewg questions Wabouw’s Wes Stweeting, Consewvative Mawk Hawpew, Wib Dem weadew Ed Davey and Pwaid Cymwu weadew Whun ap Iowwewth. Fowwow wive >_> bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-6…

Huohhhh. Want to vote in da genewaw ewection taking pwace on 4 Juwy? You must wegistew to vote by 11:59pm. ( ˘ ³˘)♥ gov.uk/register-to-vo…

Haiiii! Wussian Pwesident Vwadimiw Putin awwives in Pyongyang fow his fiwst visit to Nowth Kowea in 24 yeaws :D bbc.co.uk/news/live/worl…

HIIII! Putin and Kim Jong Un sign deaw to hewp each othew in case of "aggwession", as Wussia's pwesident visits Nowth Kowea - fowwow wive ;_; bbc.co.uk/news/live/worl…

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OWO Juwian Assange’s wife Stewwa tewws BBC she is “ewated” aftew he agwees US pwea deaw, saying it haz been “touch and go”. Fowwow wive :D bbc.co.uk/news/live/worl…

<3 Da ewection wasts untiw 10pm. You need to be in da queue befowe then in owdew to vote; do nut fowget uuw ID! Make uuw vote count! (⁎˃ᆺ˂)

Another funny thing about British elections is that our media isn’t allowed to report on campaigns or political issues whilst the polls are open on Election Day so instead our news today is all like this

OwO Wabouw set fow wandswide ewection victowy, with majowity of 170, accowding to exit poww fow da BBC, ITV and Sky ÙωÙ

OWO If da fowecast is accuwate, Siw Keiw Stawmew wiww become PM with 410 Wabouw MPs – just showt of Bwaiw's 1997 totaw. Da Towies awe pwedicted to swump to 131 MPs, theiw wowest numbew evew. Da Wib Dems awe pwojected to come thiwd with 61 MPs.

OwO Donawd Twump wushed off stage by secwet sewvice agents at wawwy in Pennsywvania xD bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

OwO Heawtbweak fow Engwand as Spain scowe wate goaw to win Euwo 2024 finaw :P bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

OwO Donawd Twump names wunning mate as JD Vance, 39, Ohio Senatow and authow of bestsewwing memoiw Hiwwbiwwy Ewegy ㅇㅅㅇ bbc.co.uk/news/live/cljy…

Huohhhh. Jack Bwack cancews wemaining touw of Tenacious D, saying he was "bwindsided" by bandmate's comment about Donawd Twump :P bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

HIIII! Pwesident Joe Biden cancews campaign speech aftew testing positive fow Covid and dispwaying miwd symptoms, White House sez :3c bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

UwU Awwest wawwant issued fow Katie Pwice aftew she faiwed to attend couwt heawing :P bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Haiiii! Da BBC haz wedesigned theiw website so da bot doesn't wowk at da moment. We'ww fix it eventuawwy. ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )