things i HATE: - choosing - being told “it’s upto you” -having a choice - being made to choose - picking things - being told to choose - choosing when i don’t know - CHOOSING

yes i cook for my man, i treat him like a king

radioactive shrimp is what i say to my man to stop him from putting his phone on his lap

next time i hook up w a man and he does something violent w out asking im doing it back 10 times harder idgaf

i only check calories when i have a headache and need to make sure i am eating something substantial enough to coat my tummy before taking ibuprofen

I’ve been nothing but horny and mean to you

am i the baby ?

austin butler u can marry me and have your bachelor party

it’s 74° in my home and i am freeeezing i am not ready for summer to end

who stole my thursday panties ?? i can’t find them anywhere

me and meredith and big honkin caboose and lana del slay

hot divorced girl season

the life of a showgirl requires arching that back, babes

they say don’t drink the water in mexico but i need to also be explicitly reminded that that maybe also means things like don’t give head in the shower in mexico

to who ???