Join the club, buddy.

April shower, May flower.

I absolutely love this. Ben Afflac is the next coming of Britney Sears

Freudian slip

Bring both of them to me. I think I can help them.

Yeeeeeeeees. I love it.

Disgraceful, you for got the dot in the end. I’m giving you an A minus.

You, to the police.

If you kiss me, I’ll turn into an obese princess. Kiss me now!

I’m voting for this guy in November and beyond.

Hire him forever to any event possible.

Knock quietly, You mean sex?

Pull my finger times 10

Look at the bright side, at least they are honest

Sushi anyone?

She must be a fireball in bed

The wonders of technology.

Anybody get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom? Or is it just me?

Please don’t show this to married people. Thanks