The system is gonna SHIT itself when it finds out how I’m eating the bugs

"Xenomorph" barely beat out the name "Web-Toed Penis Skeleton"

Former Japanese prime minister assassinated with an arquebus made out of a battery We are now officially in cyberpunk times

Abe had to stave off terminal doodoo ass long enough to get assassinated in the era where everyone on earth can dunk on you for getting perforated by the KND

Every family action blockbuster now just straight up has a character that's the protagonist's CIA handler

You can all harass me for a day instead of women but after that you have to stop

Wild that D.B. Cooper turned out to be some old guy I’ve never met who isn’t named D.B. Cooper

I called it "HyperSNOREmalisation" two times and my girlfriend told me she was an undercover cop

I have reason to believe that the CIA is targeting me with the butt-itch gun to prevent me from defeating the sickos

Yo how does this commonwealth shit work? This is not a face you put on money

MFs bout to see what “nobody wants to work” REALLY looks like

I love when tech people announce something with immediately horrible implications where you're like oh wow you had zero friends to bounce this off of huh

As an American, basically the first thing you learn in history class is that sometimes when you set out to erase an entire people from existence, those people kill you and your whole family

they better have the busty lola bunny this time, i came out of space jam 2 completely flaccid. The busty lola bunny, or maybe bugs bunny in drag if he has big tits.

Think it's an exaggeration to talk about "McCarthyism" with respect to efforts to shut down criticism of Israel? I give you: HR 6578, intro'd 12/5, a bipartisan bill to create equivalent of the House Un-American Activities Committee - but this time targeting critics of Israel.

see: congress.gov/bill/118th-con… Bill text: millermeeks.house.gov/sites/evo-subs… press release: millermeeks.house.gov/media/press-re…

So THIS is why the Dilbert guy was bothering my son. He should have just explained

Few would believe what one can achieve through cultivation.