scrolled too fast and thought amy adams finally won an oscar

Reporter: How did the Israelis treat you, we saw them giving sandwiches? Greta Thunberg: They probably have posted lots of PR stunts, they did an illegal act by kidnapping us in international waters but that’s not the real story here. The real story is the genocide in Gaza and

Forks found in kitchen and I’m Charlie Puth hungiessssss as fuck

I’m so glad Mike Flanagan is booked and busy because I’m clocked the fuck in. I’ve had nothing to live for

Counterpoint because I’m normal and not insane: I would never wish in a million years that a decent person would be forced to watch the same videos I have of limp bodies of emaciated toddlers/lined up body bags/the life actually leaving someone’s eyes in their final moments

"my parents have a beach house and i don't have pronouns" ass collection

I’d like to take a moment to make this about me and my 2021 Halloween costume

Brother the movie is not out yet who the fuck is dolores

Zendaya is Meechee Matty Healy is asparagus

i keep seeing tweets whenever kieran culkin has a funny/blasé quip saying "imagine if a woman talked like this 😤😤😤😤" i don't have to imagine because women are literally so fucking funny and you're not paying attention

Omg I’m in line at the pharmacy and the air conditioner isn’t working and there’s an impatient angry old person sighing and a toddler throwing a screaming tantrum and I’m holding a hot pizza and my glasses keep sliding off my face

It literally looks like what the zookeepers wear to the 2:30pm sea lion feeding show

These are quite literally the same picture like all three of these have the same exact call to action. Except two of them are from the 1940s and catalogued in the library of congress for being such a dark part of the world’s history

It’s really weird not one singular person has anything to say about Sabrina carpenter

My benson boone impression

Do you think anyone else is in the middle of the Galapagos tweeting about how much they love The Life of Chuck

I’m reading a book that’s so bad it’s pissing me off and it’s famous. Everyone Here Is Lying sucks and we should start talking about it