ur everything burger bro

my brother got a tattoo from a guy that claimed to know japanese and it was supposed to say only god can judge me but it actually said god is my princess so when my brother died I got the tattoo

just sitting in space waiting for a S class freighter to spawn

The cure to autism is just be a little drunk

i won’t be joining the rapture because i’m evil

So glad everyone’s talking about the rapture, my favorite dinosaur

if u think ur getting raptured pls give me ur money since u won’t need it

i passed another level in my disability case let’s go girls!

happy rapture eve don’t forget to put cookies out for jesus tonight

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

pullin an all nighter waiting for the rapture

guys i can’t find my mormons

THE CHRISTIANS WERE NOT KIDDING. THE RAPTOR IS REAL. ITS HERE. HELP

help i’m stuck on my ceiling

tummy tuesday

i took a really cute nude if anyone wants to see dm me 😽

my fortune cookie was empty i have no future i’m getting raptured

Dr. Pepper changed you bro

just a few more hours the rapture might still happen

i’ve kissed too many girls to be beamed straight to heaven