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@battamochi

She/Her, parody, take the brave step, spread love💚💙

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calendar_today06-05-2019 07:01:31

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@okwildlifedept) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Has anyone seen this couch? Someone accidentally spilled invasive bighead carp blood samples all over it, so we left it out to dry and now it’s gone. We need it for the break room. Give it back.

Has anyone seen this couch? Someone accidentally spilled invasive bighead carp blood samples all over it, so we left it out to dry and now it’s gone. We need it for the break room. Give it back.
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@noliewithbtc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you have student loan debt, you should know this: Every single House Republican just voted to overturn President Biden’s student debt forgiveness plan AND retroactively charge you interest on your paused payments.

CALL TO ACTIVISM (@calltoactivism) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sadio Mane, a Senegalese soccer star, earns approximately $10.2 million annually. He gave the world a rude awakening after some fans were flabbergasted when they saw him carrying a cracked iPhone 11. His response was awesome: "Why would I want ten Ferraris, 20 diamond watches,

Sadio Mane, a Senegalese soccer star, earns approximately $10.2 million annually. He gave the world a rude awakening after some fans were flabbergasted when they saw him carrying a cracked iPhone 11. 

His response was awesome:

"Why would I want ten Ferraris, 20 diamond watches,
Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The courtship display of the yellow-wattled lapwing, The males dance, mimicking the act of feeding to showcase their potential as nurturing fathers and their ability to pass on vital foraging skills to their future offspring.

Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD (@peterhotez) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ugh I just was stalked in front of my home by a couple of antivaxers taunting me to debate RFKJr. Of course I was looking my Sunday best in our brutal heat wave. What is it with people? Well at least Houstonian’s now know I support the team…#GoTexans

Ugh I just was stalked in front of my home by a couple of antivaxers taunting me to debate RFKJr. Of course I was looking my Sunday best in our brutal heat wave. What is it with people? Well at least Houstonian’s now know I support the team…#GoTexans
Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD (@peterhotez) 's Twitter Profile Photo

1/2 As both vaccine scientist + parent of a daughter with autism, I wrote Vaccines Did Not Cause Rachel’s Autism, which gave me a front row seat to 20 years of antivaccine activism, watching it grow into a political enterprise. My new book out soon amazon.com/Deadly-Rise-An…

chris evans (@notcapnamerica) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Joe Rogan describes going to see a movie in a Black neighborhood. “We walked in to Planet of the Apes. We walked into Africa, dude. We walked in the door and there was no white people.” His co-host asks if he had to swat away flies from his face

Mr Black⁛ (@mrblackog) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Russia's most powerful submarine capable of triggering mega tsunamis has gone missing from it's harbour amidst the titanic chaos 👀🤔

Russia's most powerful submarine capable of triggering mega tsunamis has gone missing from it's harbour amidst the titanic chaos 👀🤔
Lakota Man (@lakotaman1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m frustrated and infuriated. The Supreme court ruled against the Navajo Nation in Colorado River water dispute. Should America’s Indigenous communities have access to clean water?

I’m frustrated and infuriated. The Supreme court ruled against the Navajo Nation in Colorado River water dispute.

Should America’s Indigenous communities have access to clean water?
Daniel Doyon (@deadly_onion) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Airbnb laid me off last Friday. If you know of any open positions for product managers, let me know. I was the PM who invented the cleaning fee.

Sherry (@schrodingrsbrat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There’s a particular type of sadness you feel when you catch up with someone you miss and realize that the version of them you were once friends with doesn’t exist anymore. You won't ever find the same person twice, not even in the same person.