@batkaren
my mom fucked a bat
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John Bender creeps through a Jefferies tube aboard the Nakatomi. The xenomorphs close in. “Come out to space,” he mutters, “there’s a naked blonde with a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other…”