this is my type

Why does being able to cook make someone a wife? Maybe I’m just a slut that likes to cook

50 cent butt tattoos from a beach gift shop 👌🏻

i'm in my messy girl era with a best friend who enables all my dumb decisions, you can't hurt me

(Scooby doo unhooking your bra) “ruh roh! rig raturals”

i just got told that i relax like a stray cat and while i don't fully understand what that means, i feel like it's a pretty accurate statement

the absolute 180 my life has taken from last christmas compared to this year is probably my biggest flex of 2024

daily affirmations - everyone hates me - i have an off-putting vibe - they’re coming

i could never journal i'd start lying in there too

Me: if you had to fuck a wigg- Cati: the purple one, next question

Best friends with Cati because she does the most wholesome “bad” things. She told me the other week she stole plant clippings from her local Home Depot 😂

in the last month i've had such a drastic number of exes/past flings reach out trying to make amends/reconnect and this is my proof that i was not, and never will be, the problem. stay toxic, stay blessed

top female experiences : 1. realizing you’re fine shyt 2. dating that demon at 19 3. hating your mom 4. “that’s was weird but prolly not SA” 5. smoking too much weed 6. realizing your guy friend wants to fuck u

It’s all fun and games until you casually point out a dead bird on the beach to your best friend, then turn back around when you notice she stopped following you, and see she is beheading the bird corpse for keepsake reasons

Omfg IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS SUMMER WITH MY CATI 🥰🥰🥰🥰

i don't ever wake up to any "good morning, beautiful" texts but i do wake up to 3 missed calls, 11 updates & 4 "i miss you so much" texts from my best friend

the reason i have trust issues is because i be lying all the time myself, just last week i told my lyft driver i was in charge of planning Austin triathlon races for fun

i say i hate talking to people as if i won't turn around & spend 5 hours on the phone yapping about horses with my best friend

having an adult best friend who comes on family vacations is a blessing i feel like nobody talks about enough