FO Shirley and Anton! #Strictly

Been told to keep George up the scoreboard because he's an influencer with huge online following by any chance? #Strictly

Oh god I couldn't bear living next door to that in the garden! HATE these garden 'pubs'! #Strictly

FAB.U.LOUS!!! #Strictly

She's really bow-legged. #Strictly

Looked like his heels were getting caught in his trouser hem?! #Strictly

Flat shoe for the female? Noooooo!!! #Strictly

Nope for me. Technically clever but spikey, speedy and zero sensuality which to me is what the AT is all about. #Strictly

If the choreography is wrong it's NOT the celebs fault!! #Strictly

Perhaps the Rail Companies will now consider having staff present on trains - can I suggest recruiting some ex-army and armed with tasers? #stabbing #securityupdate #gettoughoncrime

If Vicky starts her 'EEEE I was soooo nervous Claudeeah' Geordie bleating I'll scream! #Strictly

Who the fuck is choosing the music this year?! It's been appalling! Jason Gilkison wants to let someone with rhythm make the decisions! #Strictly

What's the point of 'Top of the Bops' when the majority of the songs aren't being sampled - apart from three? Booooooring, cut it please. #ItTakesTwo

I generally get the impression that George can't really be arsed? #ItTakesTwo

Fingers crossed Vicky isn't going to start bleating on as usual "Eeeeee Janette me anxiety is like through the roof, am soo nervous and stressed!!" blah blah, yawn. Haway lass, stop the whining!#ItTakesTwo

ADHD? Autism, Anxiety, Stress, Mental Health Issues, blah blah. It's become an industry, and it's creating jobs for whining, wet lettuces to encourage more people to become 'ill'. STOP talking about Mental Health and the trend might stop! #BBCBreakfast

Claudia, Tess and judges all in black - somebody die? Not sophisticated as much as looking miserable for a Saturday entertainment show. #Strictly

Really crap music, crap costume and awful spikey dancing. Me no likee. #Strictly

La Voix and Aljaz would make a super pantomime double act! #Strictly

Oh god sorry but bereavement and couples choice cultural dance, playing double jester cards and backing judges into a corner! #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing