So I tweeted something funny and you enter my dm to laugh privately. As a VIP or what? 😒

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my first class

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I'm following in your footsteps 1 way or another diya 🙃🙃

Office boyfriend: 😝

Mwebantu what did you do to Jonah ayi? 😭 He's ruthless lately

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The wedding guests what? Kwena uku kwaliba umungulu ayi? Banina basungu, fyance nankwe musungu. Ngaba fishi Beka Beka banshi mwachilafwaya ku bwinga bwa muntu waba half white? 😕

Husband forgot his lunch so his wife brought it for him, richest man on earth 🥹 ❤️

Is this coz I blocked El*n?

Learn to follow instructions ☺️

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The optician bills about to rock our worlds in the coming weeks due to the poor lighting many are reading under? Ehem awe sure

SHE is half white. If she'd married a black person, would you have said her mother's blood line ended as well? Muleichindika

Owez

Is his dad a black man descended from Jamaica too? No? Then slow down before echo yeyichokela mu skull mwako deafens us all.

Assassin's Creed Shadows will now release February 14, 2025.

Burnt sugar on a pan.

Ala balumendo chengeleni. Millennial girls and beyond? Those ones cheat back OK? May the odds be ever in the favor of the winner 🤝