Catchin' footballs 🏈 College football is back! Who are you rooting for on Saturdays?

Spending this Labor Day weekend on the lake and this is nothing but truth! But, a bad day of fishing beats a good day in the office. Or a good day with big dummy. Nice to get away from the family for a bit.

Just overheard some cross country dads trying to say it’s the best high school sport. Even better than football. That raises the question…. Is XC the most faggy sport in existence? Uncle Andy Papa Zar Zar Daverballs Fart

Decided to go to McDonald’s today, was the only one in line yet they chose to service the second drive thru lane THREE times before me. And they wonder why minimum wage is so low… Daverballs Fart Uncle Andy @Fatherjohn69420

Day 2 on the Potomac River got off to a slow start, but change can happen fast on the tidal waters. Watch the live weigh-in at 3 p.m. ET on MajorLeagueFishing.com to see who bagged a limit at the Toyota USA Series Presented by Phoenix Boats Northern Division finale.

Kennedy administration needs to get the south lot under control… in just ONE day I saw a janky red truck flying through the lot, with JESUS behind the wheel, and a wild hit and run, that seemed intentional. Feel bad for that black Lincoln that was hit. Daverballs Fart

Ty after a drop of alcohol

Tell me this is a troll… kennedy will be beating # 2, # 6, # 7, # 8, and # 9 by a combined 200+. IAbasketball Bound Iowa Network

Before tonight’s game against Prairie, I want all of #kinderkennedy to send positive affirmations towards both teams and wish all parties the best of luck. #kinderworld #theanswerislove #Wehatebadsportsmanship #thefourthreich #loveeverybody #PlayHard

The hostage situation continues to unwind as Marty Blakey begs for Martrells Shoe’s life. “He’s done nothing wrong, I just want my baby back” Mr. Blakey commented this morning. We plead with the American people, if you spot Martrells Shoe report straight to @Rick_Grimes141