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In Memoriam: the great Eric Bristow, who sadly passed away on this day, 2018.

An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.

The busy's have been seen with a spade & garden equipment in the rear garden of Peter Murrell and Nicola Sturgeon’s Glasgow home. Officers spotted with blue tarpaulin sheets, a stills camera and laptop as they examine the area around the garage. What the feck is goin' on, eh?

“Now let it work. Mischief, thou art afoot. Take thou what course thou wilt.” ― William Shakespeare: Julius Caesar

Breaking: In a surprise move, Nicola Sturgeon has applied for political asylum in England, and says she is now committed to the Union.

Breaking News: Nicola Sturgeon has just been hauled off by the busy's to the rusty nail. No charges, as yet.

Thank you, Katie. Happy Easter, my lovely.

Sherlock Holmes Love it Katie!

Sherlock Holmes Brilliant Katie.

More and more busy's turning up by the hour at Nicoliar's rat 'n' mouse. That's 'bout thirty of 'em, now. What the feck's goin' on, eh? Bloody 'ell.

VE Day 1945. The past is a different country: it might as well have been a thousand years ago. Happy Easter to you all, my dear readers.

The firm that audits the SNP's finances has resigned. Accountants Johnston Carmichael which has worked with the party for more than a decade said the decision was taken after a 'review of its clients.' The arrest of Murrell might have had a tincy wincy bit to do with it as well?

Membership plummeting, £650,000 large gone missing, God knows where, arrests at dawn, and now the party's auditors resigning, I reckon our Nicola has sold Yousaf a carefully, meticulously orchestrated wet dud. He's been stitched up like a feckin' kipper, so he has.

Night 🤣

Honey 'n' Bees concentrates Tech minds.

This seems to annoy liberals. Send a real woman out into the world, oozing with sartorial elegance. Slowly, but surely though, it's coming back. Real men, real women.

Sherlock Holmes "Your dresses should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." Edith Head.

Remember transwomen are women. Show some respect. Thank you dear readers. Happy Easter.

A Bit of Benny

If anybody finds a missing word called 'Easter' on an egg, please hold it's hand and walk it to the nearest police station. I thank you, dear readers.