YOU'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND IN NOTHING BUT A ROBE FOR MONTHS BUT I CAN'T LIFT ONE FUCKING PANT LEG

take that back. take it back right now

i was not and never will be a ""child""

have you ever seen a toddler? fucking pathetic. can't even hold a knife. i was never one of those

that's between me and god

well if it's not a pet it should be doing work around the ship :/

( looks directly at camera )

sorry i was daydreaming about kiIIing stede did you say something

look away bonnet

thought you drowned :/

that's exactly what i was wishing, yeah 😒

i've met more insufferable people on this fucking ship than the entire rest of my fucking life

edward might have been incapable of following through, but i'm not. you'd do well to watch your tongue before it gets cut out of your mouth, """"babes.""""

// sometimes i forget the (izzy vc) 'daddy' scene was real